One more gem from The Amethyst, reviving Bookkake’s Dirty Monday poetry tradition:
The Hairy Prospect, or The Devil In A Fright
Once on a time the Sire of Evil
In plainer English called the devil
Some new experiment to try
At Chloe cast a roguish eye
But she who all his arts defied
Pull’d up and shew’d her sexes pride
A thing all shagg’d about with hair
So much it made old Satan stare
Who frighten’d at the grim display
Takes to his heels and runs away.
